“One Liners”


I started doing some “One Liners” so I thought it would be interesting to just list them here with nothing else as they didn’t translate well as a sole post.  It may also be interesting to see the order in which they are listed as I will list them only in the order I think them… maybe there is something to it, maybe not.

  1. Could you accept that everything that you perceive as reality to be your only limitation?
  2. What if your cerebellum had eyes, then would you see?
  3. Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.
  4. Do something, even if it’s wrong.
  5. It is what it is.
  6. Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
  7. Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
  8. No talking while I am talking
  9. Do you hear the words comin’ outta my mouth?
  10. Success should not go to your head and failure should not go to heart.
  11. When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then the world will know peace. (Jimi Hendrix)
  12. You were born as an original. Don’t die as a copy.
  13. He who feels that he is too small to make a difference has never been bitten by a mosquito.
  14. When I stand before the Lord, I’d rather explain why I went, rather than why I didn’t go.
  15. We DO what we believe, the rest is just a bunch of religious talk.
  16. Of course men can multitask, they read on the toilet.
  17. Friendship should not be sought, but is usually found both by chance and good luck.
  18. It takes a day to find a friend, a moment to lose them but a lifetime to forget them.
  19. He, who doesn’t hope to win has already lost. (Simon Bolivar)
  20. Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
  21. This is bull shit. (Andy Jamerson)
  22. Somebody has to do something, and it’s just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us. (Jerry Garcia)
  23. Believe in the power that you DON’T know… everything else is a limitation. (Garot Conklin)

BONUS:

Friends don’t let friends
take home ugly men
Women’s restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC

If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let’s all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand’s Pizza, Washington , DC

Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LA

No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men’s Room
Linda’s Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC

At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley’s House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ

It’s hard to make a comeback
when you haven’t been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ

Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women’s restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT

If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York .

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Men’s restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC

Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic’s, Phoenix , AZ

You’re too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women’s restroom
Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hill s ,CA

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men’s restroom,
Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hill s ,CA

A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you’re going to have trouble with it
Women’s restroom
Dick’s Last Resort, Dallas , TX

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  1. #1 by Lisa Dresback on March 15, 2010 - 6:54 pm

    “Somebody has to do something, and it’s just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.” – Jerry Garcia

    • #2 by gmconklin on March 15, 2010 - 7:13 pm

      Ha — I like this one for sure…

  2. #3 by Andy on March 15, 2010 - 5:37 pm

    this is bull shit.

    • #4 by gmconklin on March 15, 2010 - 7:13 pm

      Bull shit is such a Bostonian word… LOL. I love it.

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